There is nothing more pointless in this world than televised coverage of the State of the Union address. Nothing surprising will happen. Nothing interesting will be said. No one will learn anything. It’s kind of like Oscar night for politicians, but it doesn’t even have silly little statues and most of the people involved aren’t very good looking. The fashion won’t even be worth commenting on. It’s worse than election year debates. If you watch, the best-case scenario is that you end up slightly worse off than you were before. Please, just don’t. Thank you.